The Darkness in Rock Band, pretty please.

While searching for info on Starbreeze Studio’s The Darkness [$19.99 at Best Buy during their online only sale!], I came across this monster piece of music that I had completely forgotten about. Why the hell isn’t this in Rock Band? The only logical explanation is that it’s just too much for one Xbox to handle. Every 360 this song is downloaded to would instantly Red Ring and explode into a cloud of glitter and purple dust. If not that, than it must be because there aren’t enough USB ports to plug in all of your instruments plus the all-new panty tossing machine which would have to be released specifically for this song. Actually, that one makes more sense.

Just listen to the riddim of my HEARRRRTTT! This song is going to be stuck in my head all weekend…. not like that’s a bad thing.

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